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Mob Haiku: Weight Watcher

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Aldo loved guns and

meatballs, pasta: he said to

Jenny Craig “Fork off.”

 

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Mob Haiku: It’s All Relatives

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The judge was Tino’s
uncle, sentence was time served.
Trial by liar.
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Mob Haiku: YMCHey!

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Lee, out clubbing, burst
the side seam of her dress. She
cried over split silk.
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Mob Haiku: Pro Seedure

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Reggie grew Maui 
Wowie. Had a manual: 
but he couldn’t weed.  
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Mob Haiku: Conpost

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Sal’s garden, so lush.
Organic? Fertilized? They
say he used bone meal.
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Mob Haiku: Drill Sergeant

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Guido the Dentist  
drilled the rules into the late
payers. They got bored.
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Mob Haiku: A Snitch in Time

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Vinny loved to hunt
birds. The breed he shot the most
was the stool pigeon.
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Mob Haiku: Get a Grip

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Johnny D. played golf
brought a diff’rent club “in case:” 
a tire iron.
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Mob Haiku: Pasta Mortem

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Ray vanished after
the Sit Down. Madon’! Don’t look
at me: I don’t gnocchi.
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Mob Haiku: Something’s Fishy

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Santo and Ray got
nailed at the deli. They were
victims of dread lox.
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