Mob Haiku: Royal Flushed

Sammy Sleeves cheated
at cards. Fixed that: can’t rathole
when you don’t have hands.
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Mob Haiku: Turds of a Feather

Bobby’s rat patrol
took out Tony, Bianchi: 
they were stool pigeons.
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Mob Haiku: All You Can Beat

Ricci took over
a late payer’s bistro: ’twas
pizza in our time.
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Mob Haiku: Meat Up

Guido learned Ray beefed.
Hung him in the meat locker;
waved, said “Hang in there.” 
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Mob Haiku: On the Rocks

Conti ran cartels.
Borders were no issue: he 
just melted the I.C.E.
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Mob Haiku: Bluebird of Yappiness

Joey heard that Ray
tweeted sit down news. Now Ray’s
silenced: chirp-free zone. 
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Mob Haiku: Instascam

Cheech came up with ways
to erase all transactions.
Trademarked:  What’sNotApp.
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Mob Haiku: Razorvations

Tony’s prison cell: 
stove, Sub-Zero, barber, steaks.
The Soprano suite. 
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Mob Haiku: Car Tell

Angie got a Benz
for Mother’s Day: rewarded
for warning the Boss. 
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Mob Haiku: Abs solutely

Frankie, always at
the gym: so toned, people called
him the Bodfather.
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