Mob Haiku: Cheaper by the Doze(n)

Ray confessed his sins.
Fr. Ricci fell asleep
after two hours.
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Mob Haiku: She Klept It

Kiki’s sticky palms
free lipsticks. Handbag purloined
from Louis Vuitton.
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Mob Haiku: Lame bore gini

Cheech’s car, so fine! 
Bragged all day how fast it went.
Our eyes glazed over. 
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Mob Haiku: Vito’s Bad Dream

The ‘burbs: no action.
Overcooked pasta, poly-
ester, smile pins.
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Mob Haiku: Watch Out

Joey gave the Boss
a Rolex. Still got whacked: tim-
ing’s not everything.
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Mob Haiku: It’s No Gouda

Cheech ratted: strange, he
then choked on a wedge of brie. 
He was a muenster.
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Mob Haiku: Pastative Attitude

Rocco never failed,
no matter how chips fell: al-
ways used his noodle.
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Mob Haiku: St. Badrick

Sammy’s gf got
a huge “diamond,” but we knew
it was a sham rock. 
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Mob Haiku: Bannedwich

Joey’s sub, loaded. 
Coated in condiments: ’twas
stinko de mayo.
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Mob Haiku: “Sorry”

Joe got ten flower
cars. Giac’s remorse for whacking
him: quite in error.
 
 
 
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