Mob Haiku: Duffinitely

Paulie, oh so dull!
Eyes glaze over playing golf:
he’s so teedious.
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Mob Haiku: Rock Bottom

Mia’s huge “diamond”
fooled but few of the girls. They
knew ’twas TiffaNo.
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Mob Haiku: Under Tow

Bobby’s car failed be-
tween England and France: he called
for Car Pull Chunnel.
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Mob Haiku: ImPorschible Dream

The guys all chipped in,
bought a new car for the Boss:
’twas a BuGotti.
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Mob Haiku: Cheeky

Angie, Marie and
Concetta got butt implants:
talk about Sit Downs.
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Mob Haiku: Whoa Is He

Momo got depressed:
he worked even harder than before.
Took some Sellexa. 
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Mob Haiku: Irrespoonsible

Joe stole the Boss’
silver flatware, a mistake. 
Alas, he forked up.
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Mob Haiku: Alfred E. Chewman

Aldo took all day
to finish his manicott’.
Said “What, me hurry?”
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Mob Haiku: Con Tribute

Momo gave bags of
loot to the Boss: paid it up.
A real sackrifice.
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Mob Haiku: Mop Wives

Angie’s spouse, Bobby
Bats, so unkempt! Alas she’s
Married to the Slob.
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