Mob Haiku: Hot Topic

Vito’s rival’s X-
rated film house blew up: the
bomb before the porn.
 

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Mob Haiku: Man’s Best Fiend

Sergio’s dog bit

Ray, and then bit him again.

Dog play afternoon.

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Mob Haiku: Joe v. Wade

Vinny pleaded in-
nocent: ’twas just a basic
case of quid pro bro.
 

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Mob Haiku: Brewhaha

Johnny kept mum when
out with the guys. He remarked
“Yes, the walls have beers.”

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Mob Haiku: Aren’t You Vlad?

Joe Teeth, a vampire
by night, passed as human, for
he used Crest Bite Strips.
 
 
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Mob Haiku: Beehive Yourselves

Gia’s girls wore such
huge coiffures, we said “Hair to-
day, bun tomorrow.”
(Photo courtesy John Sargent at Flickr https://www.flickr.com/photos/jack-harry-bill/4801848395/
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Mob Haiku: Lie Bury

Cadillac Ray has
bodies in the trunk. Truth is 
strangers, then friction.

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Mob Haiku: Eti Quit

Vito, so appalled
by Bobby’s table habits:
sigh, the couth will out.

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Mob Haiku: HR Issues

Joey Arm’s last hit
went south.  So the Boss said “Don’t
get Brad, get Steven.” 

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Mob Haiku: Mobverbs

The Boss used to tell
us: “If you can’t beat ’em –  get 
your crew to do it.”
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