Mob Haiku: Notrasystem

Gina wanted to
slim down.  Tried to diet but
failed. She missed the bloat.

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Mob Haiku: Emplowment

Angelo had a
farm, cultivated crops: he
was the Sodfather.
 
 
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Mob Haiku: Skirting the Issue

Ray often chased girls.
Had them on speed dial. He
was the Broadfather.
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Mob Haiku: Reach Out and Touch Someone

Joe’s iPhone: for fol-
low up on pyramid schemes.
It was a sell phone.
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Mob Haiku: He’ll Take Doze

Guido, so often
napped through meetings, slept through films.
A real Nodfather.
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Mob Haiku: Abs Solution

Jimmy Guns worked out:
perfect legs, sculpted arms. He
was the Bodfather.
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Mob Haiku: Hall Monitor

Tessio often
nagged us about little things.
Such a Prodfather.
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Mob Haiku: Tattler

A rat got a phone
to inform the Feds. We said
it was a Sam sung.
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Mob Haiku: Slim Pickin’s

Joe, bored, picked pockets
at sit downs: bail receipts, slugs,
blackmail notations.
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Mob Haiku: Mouthful

Joey Chef’s stuffed bird:
aromatic herbs, bread crumbs,
Rocco the Rat’s tongue.
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