Mob Haiku: She Klept It

Kiki’s sticky palms
free lipsticks. Handbag purloined
from Louis Vuitton.
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Mob Haiku: Gin Fizzled

Have a drink, said the
Boss to Tom, a rat.  And thus,
Long Island Iced T.  
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Mob Haiku: Tattler

A rat got a phone
to inform the Feds. We said
it was a Sam sung.
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Mob Haiku: No Beefer

The rat passed up steak:
he was vegan. The Boss said
“Just meat him outside.” 
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Mob Haiku: Vermincelli

Giacco clipped a rat
who richly deserved it. No
more Mr. Mice Guy. 
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Mob Haiku: Happy Year of the Rat!

We love this: the Boss
gives Rolexes for admice-
able evidence.
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Mob Haiku: Stoolton

Ray rats: we’re cheesed off! 
We reroute the big reward. Now 
Now he’s quite broquefort.
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Mob Haiku: Trashed

Joe, an eco guy,
always recycled: his rats
became astro turf.
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Mob Haiku: Rat atouille

Giac fed squealers to
the swamp  ‘gators, still kickin:’
beefer sashimi.
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Mob Haiku: But Of Corpse!

Rocco whacked a rat
for oversharing. Cops
caught him dead-handed.
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