Mob Haiku: Tattler

A rat got a phone
to inform the Feds. We said
it was a Sam sung.
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Mob Haiku: Mouthful

Joey Chef’s stuffed bird:
aromatic herbs, bread crumbs,
Rocco the Rat’s tongue.
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Mob Haiku: Dead Men Talking

Joey went AWOL, 
Jimmy ratted, Aldo beefed.
Stiff competition.
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Mob Haiku: Biscaughti

Jim (a rat) came for
coffee. We served up dessert: 
’twas terrormisu.
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Mob Haiku: Curtains

Rich the Snitch found out
the hard way that to beef is
to have no shelf life.
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Mob Haiku: Fin nished

Momo, swimmin’ with
the fishes: for we knew he
ratted: yes, gillty.
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Mob Haiku: The Bluebird of Yappiness

Joey heard that Ray
tweeted sit down news. Now Ray’s
silenced: chirp-free zone. 
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Mob Haiku: Turds of a Feather

Bobby’s rat patrol
took out Tony, Bianchi: 
they were stool pigeons.
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Mob Haiku: Sackrilege

Ricci was found, wrapped
in burlap: we’d just let the
rat out of the bag.
 
 
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Mob Haiku: Meat Up

Tony caught the rat,
who’s in the deep freeze now. He
got slabbed in the back.
 
 
 
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