Mob Haiku: Trap Ease

Dino set up Jim
for singing to the cops: it 
was his claim to frame.
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Mob Haiku: Manic Cure

Rocco lopped fingers
of nonpayers, but tossed them   
‘way beyond the pail.
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Mob Haiku: Badhesive

Our guys put Jimmy’s
head in a vice, no escape.
They used Pauli-Grip.
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Mob Haiku: Boiling

Vito, a chef: nailed!
He hit a customer! Ass-
salt and batter y.
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Mob Haiku: Bugged

Ray’s partners: wired!
So he popped ’em both: the less-
er of two weevils.
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Mob Haiku: Bridge Over Troubled Waters

Frankie’s dentures were
loose: when he called a meeting,
it was a spit down.
Photo: wikipedia Miljar [CC BY-SA 4.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0)%5D
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Mob Haiku: Go With the Flow

Bobby always said
“Can’t be too careful. Watch your
back for enemas.”
Photo: wikipedia, Feliciano Guimarães from Guimarães, Portugal [CC BY 2.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)%5D
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Mob Haiku: Elite Stingles

Joe owned fraud dating 
sites: eHarmMoney, misMatch, 
and HelloStupid.
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Mob Haiku: Ghosted

Johnny Guns, haunted
by a crook he ratted out. 
T’was a bentity.
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Mob Haiku: Abs Solved

Rocco went to jail:
ripped off a chain of gyms. Got
Fitness Protection.
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