Mob Haiku: Jerk, Anyone?

Fabio got down

with the reggae, and the dreads:

Pastafarian.

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Mob Haiku: AcCosted

Paulie’s wife Marie

dressed so well because she got

Paulie’s funds dispursed.

 

 

 

 

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Mob Haiku: Just You Weight

Gigi’s penchant for

fast food meant she gained some pounds.

We said “Haste makes waist.”

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Mob Haiku: Giving Back

Fr. Joe answered 

to Ray, because he was the

Father of the Bribe.

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Mob Haiku: Bad Ass

Ricci’s hemorrhoids:

so bad, the doc diagnosed:

“go the extra pile.”

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Mob Haiku: Washed Up

Frankie’s dry cleaners

scrubbed the blood and DNA

’cause grime doesn’t pay.  

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Mob Haiku: Loco Motive

Cheech broke out of jail.

Hopped an Amtrac to split: “all

rail roads lead to roam.”  

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Mob Haiku: Hot Topic

Vito’s rival’s X-

rated film house blew up: the

bomb before the porn.

 

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Mob Haiku: Man’s Best Fiend

Sergio’s dog bit

Ray, and then bit him again.

Dog play afternoon.

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Mob Haiku: Joe v. Wade

Vinny pleaded in-

nocent: ’twas just a basic

case of quid pro bro.

 

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