Mob Haiku: Van Go

Bobby stole art, whacked
a guard. Ray said “Don’t put the
art before the corpse.”

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Mob Haiku: Biscaughti

Jim (a rat) came for
coffee. We served up dessert: 
’twas terrormisu.
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Mob Haiku: Cheaper by the Doze(n)

Ray confessed his sins.
Fr. Ricci fell asleep
after two hours.
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Mob Haiku: She Klept It

Kiki’s sticky palms
free lipsticks. Handbag purloined
from Louis Vuitton.
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Mob Haiku: Pastative Attitude

Rocco never failed,
no matter how chips fell: al-
ways used his noodle.
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Mob Haiku: St. Badrick

Sammy’s gf got
a huge “diamond,” but we knew
it was a sham rock. 
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Mob Haiku: Bannedwich

Joey’s sub, loaded. 
Coated in condiments: ’twas
stinko de mayo.
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Mob Haiku: “Sorry”

Joe got ten flower
cars. Giac’s remorse for whacking
him: quite in error.
 
 
 
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Mob Haiku: Fingered

Gigi’s manicure:
super-long, iridescent:
’twas claws for concern.  
 
 
 
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Mob Haiku: Curtains

Rich the Snitch found out
the hard way that to beef is
to have no shelf life.
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