Mob Haiku: Van Go

Bobby stole art, whacked
a guard. Ray said “Don’t put the
art before the corpse.”

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Mob Haiku: Biscaughti

Jim (a rat) came for

coffee. We served up dessert: 

’twas terrormisu.

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Mob Haiku: Cheaper by the Doze(n)

Ray confessed his sins.

Fr. Ricci fell asleep

after two hours.

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Mob Haiku: She Klept It

Kiki’s sticky palms

free lipsticks. Handbag purloined

from Louis Vuitton.

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Mob Haiku: Pastative Attitude

Rocco never failed,

no matter how chips fell: al-

ways used his noodle.

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Mob Haiku: St. Badrick

Sammy’s gf got

a huge “diamond,” but we knew

it was a sham rock. 

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Mob Haiku: Bannedwich

Joey’s sub, loaded. 

Coated in condiments: ’twas

stinko de mayo.

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Mob Haiku: “Sorry”

Joe got ten flower

cars. Giac’s remorse for whacking

him: quite in error.

 

 

 

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Mob Haiku: Fingered

Gigi’s manicure:

super-long, iridescent:

’twas claws for concern.  

 

 

 

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Mob Haiku: Curtains

Rich the Snitch found out

the hard way that to beef is

to have no shelf life.

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