Mob Haiku: Jerk, Anyone?

Fabio got down
with the reggae, and the dreads:
Pastafarian.
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Mob Haiku: AcCosted

Paulie’s wife Marie
dressed so well because she got
Paulie’s funds dispursed.
 
 
 
 
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Mob Haiku: Just You Weight

Gigi’s penchant for
fast food meant she gained some pounds.
We said “Haste makes waist.”
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Mob Haiku: Giving Back

Fr. Joe answered 
to Ray, because he was the
Father of the Bribe.
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Mob Haiku: Bad Ass

Ricci’s hemorrhoids:
so bad, the doc diagnosed:
“go the extra pile.”
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Mob Haiku: Washed Up

Frankie’s dry cleaners
scrubbed the blood and DNA
’cause grime doesn’t pay.  

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Mob Haiku: Loco Motive

Cheech broke out of jail.
Hopped an Amtrac to split: “all
rail roads lead to roam.”  

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Mob Haiku: Hot Topic

Vito’s rival’s X-
rated film house blew up: the
bomb before the porn.
 

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Mob Haiku: Man’s Best Fiend

Sergio’s dog bit

Ray, and then bit him again.

Dog play afternoon.

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Mob Haiku: Joe v. Wade

Vinny pleaded in-
nocent: ’twas just a basic
case of quid pro bro.
 

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