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Mob Haiku: Horseplay

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Momo’s bet paid off!
Won big on the ponies, went
from nags to riches.
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Mob Haiku: Napster

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‘Tino, so lazy!
Wouldn’t follow up, oh no! 
Just cut to the chaise.
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Mob Haiku: Shouldering On

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Marco, muscular,
persuasive: put real feeling
into “Twist my arm.”
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Mob Haiku: Material Witness

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Angie gained some weight
pantsuit seams burst asunder:
cried over split silk.
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Mob Haiku: Notzzarella

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A burglar hit Joe’s
bistro, but the crew nailed him:
’twas man a’ caughti.
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Mob Haiku: Cheeky

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Aldo, what a fool!
Dropped his pants on a drive-by:
dunce in a blue moon.
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Mob Haiku: Sackrilege

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Ricci was found, wrapped
in burlap: we’d just let the
rat out of the bag.
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Mob Haiku: Pasture-ized

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Guido’s stories, so
exaggerated! We said
“From the horse’s south.” 
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Mob Haiku: Grain (Silo) of Salt

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Momo, sold Florid-
a swampland to fools: pulled the
bull over their eyes.
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Mob Haiku: No Piece of Cake

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Kiki’s diet coach
told her to be upfront: “Don’t
beat around the tush.”
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