Mob Haiku: Heaven Sent?

Pinstriped suits float off

a truck:  they reappear on

Carmine and Dino.

 

 

 

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Mob Haiku: Handsome Prints

Giulio’s hands left

their mark, clear as glass.  Now he’s

king of the cell block.

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Mob Haiku: Wait Watcher

Ray loved risotto,

meatballs, pasta: he said to

Jenny Craig “Fork off.”

 

 

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Ghosts: The Smurl Haunting

Readers, this is a famous case about which much has been written. If you google, there are books and at least one film.  It’s the story of a particularly unrelenting, scary, and dangerous haunting that clung to this family for many years.  This article is a good, intriguing summation.  See more at Graveyard Shift, here: The Smurl Haunting

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Mob Haiku: Pop Quiz

Yesterday the Boss         

showed up. Rocco said “Relax.                                                                                                         

Just look’a busy.”

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Mob Haiku: Impastable Dream

Joe loved musicals!

Always sang show tunes. Called him

Man of La Mangia.

Photo: courtesy UArk Theater https://www.flickr.com/photos/117971004@N05/26962322617/

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Mob Haiku: Get A Grip

Johnny D. played golf

brought a special club, “in case:” 

a tire iron.

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Mob Haiku: Pro Motion

Ray, passed over for

capo. Pissed, he shot the Boss!

Not such a wiseguy.

 

 

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Mob Haiku: Split Ends

Like molars drilled sans

novocaine, is Angelo

on a bad hair day.

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Mob Haiku: Something’s Fishy

Santo and Ralph got

nailed at the deli, they were

victims of dread lox.

 

 

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