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Mob Haiku: Mousekeyteer

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Cheech (a rat), did time,
dug his way out of prison:
he was brie at last.
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Mob Haiku: Cop-ellini

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Joey D.’s bistro:
perfect pasta! Hidden mics! 
‘Twas a stinguine. 
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Mob Haiku: Talk Is Bleep

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Guido swore at Di
Marco: uh oh. He bit off
more than he could spew.
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Mob Haiku: ExPouration

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The crew disposed of
a few bodies, no trace left:
in the nick of lime. 
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Mob Haiku: Headwinds

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One stormy night Joe
got mugged in the ‘hood. We said:
“come brained or come shine.”
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Mob Haiku: Making Bread

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Joey’s bakery: gold 
mine! Despite his laziness:
’twas pure indoughlence.
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Ghosts: The Moving Handprint

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Readers, this is a different one! Read about the Pinnacle Peak Steakhouse in Colton, CA, where a moving handprint sometimes can, as per the old phone company ad, “reach out and touch someone.”  From Backpacker Verse, here: The Moving Handprint

 

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To learn more about real ghosts, please see About Ghosts: A Useful Handbook.  For some great ghost stories, please see Death Be Not Loud, Rest In Fleece, and Sepia Seepage.  To learn about ghosts in modern fiction, please see Infectious Ghosts. And so much more, at: Jan’s Amazon Page
 
 
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Mob Haiku: Crashionably Late

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Cheech napped through the call
for a major hit job: we
said, “You snooze, you rues.”
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Mob Haiku: Mane Chance

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Gia, mellow, waits
at the hair salon: ’tis the
calm before the perm.
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Mob Haiku: Notrasystem

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Gigi couldn’t stop
with the cannoli. The girls
said “keep your chins up.”
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