Mob Haiku: Can’t AfFord

Ray’s car blew up. Spoke

with his Consiglieri, who

said “Let’s Suezuki.”

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Mob Haiku: 24 CaRat

Rizzo, facing time

for a gem heist, gave us up:

all we got’s bracelets.

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Mob Haiku: On a Rolls

Angie and Marie

stole a Bentley at the mall:

it was their career.

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Mob Haiku: Brotini

Cheech, a dreamer, saw

boundless chances to get made:

pastabilities.

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Mob Haiku: Chicken Soup

Joe Chef’s vig: too late.

Shoved into a vat of broth:

he had matzno balls.       

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Mob Haiku: Heads or Fails

Guido got bad news

about losses at the club:

had a fax to grind.

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Mob Haiku: Nailing It

Gina’s mani, e-

longated, so crimson:

clawstrophobia.

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Mob Haiku: Borgia Playbook

Bobby whacked Guido

with an arsenic au jus:

an acquired baste.

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Mob Haiku: Icing on the Take

The girls got cool sculpt. 

No more love handles, uh uh:

from sags to bitches.

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Mob Haiku: Grab Bag

Joe’s late payers: placed

in burlap bags: new meaning

to “hitting the sack.”

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