Mob Haiku: Heel Do It Later

Rocco, too lazy

to finish his collections:

he was a loafer.

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Mob Haiku: Cutting Corners

Joe shook down guys who

didn’t pay: scared, they cried “No 

more Mister Slice Guy!”

 

 

 

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Mob Haiku: Making Monet

Cheech, a forger, took

art courses to up his game.

But he overdrew.

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Mob Haiku: Gabsolution

Gus “Gaspipe” confessed.

Fr. John got CPR: he

had talk sick shock.

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Mob Haiku: sKill Set

Frankie, like his dad,

a button man: he was a

clip off the old block.

 

 

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Mob Haiku: Nolo Contadina

Ray, nailed for posing

as a chef.  He shrugged, said 

“Chef Oh Boyardi.”

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Ghosts: A Ghost Makes His Presence Known

Readers, this is a great story from a visiting nurse who encountered a pretty active ghost at the home of a patient.  Read on for the scoop! You’ll be glad you did!  From Cindy Smouse on Quora at A Ghost Makes His Presence Known!

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Mob Haiku: Sounds of Spylence

Ray tuned wiretaps

to Goodfellas.  It was true

wry fidelity.

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Mob Haiku: SmAll In

Gino groused: lost at

poker, paid out beaucoup bucks.

He was a card snark.

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Mob Haiku: Foodfellas

Aldo gained so much

weight, his wife despaired: alas!

Married to the Blob. 

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