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Mob Haiku: Doughnation

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Santino bought a
pew at St Joe’s. He got a
nun for his money.
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Mob Haiku: Grab Bag

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Joe’s late payers: placed
in burlap bags: new meaning
to “hitting the sack.”
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Mob Haiku: Icing on the Take

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The girls got cool sculpt. 
No more love handles, uh uh:
from sags to bitches.
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Mob Haiku: Borgia Playbook

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Bobby whacked Guido
with an arsenic au jus:
an acquired baste.
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Mob Haiku: Stop the Music

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Marie’s song stylings: 
Black and Decker soprano.
An achoired taste.
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Mob Haiku: Nailing It

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Gina’s mani, e-
longated, so crimson:
clawstrophobia.
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Mob Haiku: Heads or Fails

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Guido got bad news
about losses at the club:
had a fax to grind.
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Mob Haiku: Four Of Our Kind

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Joey won ev’ry
hand last night, a real winning 
streak: he had card blanche.
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Mob Haiku: They’re On a Rolls

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Angie and Marie
stole a Bentley at the mall:
it was their career.
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Mob Haiku: BRotini

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Cheech, a dreamer, saw
boundless chances to get made:
pastabilities.
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