Mob Haiku: Bagging It

Wives all got Chanel:
bags fell like petals off the
proverbial truck.
 
 
 
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Mob Haiku: Style

Suit: Ferragamo.
Shoes: Gucci. Handgun: Purdey.
Cuffs: NYPD.
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Mob Haiku: Street Cleaning

Our crew dispatched ri-
vals chez Joe’s Bistro. Pasta
la vista, baby.
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Mob Haiku: Sweet!

Silvio’s crew made 
bail this afternoon. Tira-
misu all around!
 
 
 
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Mob Haiku: Mangia!

Frank laced the ziti.
Said to Lefty and Vinny
“Mangia while it’s hot!”
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Mob Haiku: “Check, Please.”

Momo pays the tab.

You gotta watch him – he signs

the check Al Dente.

 

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Mob Haiku: Whack Jobs

Old made guys hissed or-
ders, out back. Young guys, they text
top forty hit lists.
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Mob Haiku: Smackdown

Rocco, indicted
for narcotics: so he pled
nolo coketendre.
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Mob Haiku: Bangladish

Bobby owned a piece
of an Indian bistro:
he curried flavor. 
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Mob Haiku: Rebel Without a Pause

Aldo’s Harley was
alas, too much for him: he 
was Born to be Mild.
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