Mob Haiku: Cheaper by the Doze(n)

Ray confessed his sins.
Fr. Ricci fell asleep
after two hours.
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Mob Haiku: She Klept It

Kiki’s sticky palms
free lipsticks. Handbag purloined
from Louis Vuitton.
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Mob Haiku: Lame bore gini

Cheech’s car, so fine! 
Bragged all day how fast it went.
Our eyes glazed over. 
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Mob Haiku: Vito’s Bad Dream

The ‘burbs: no action.
Overcooked pasta, poly-
ester, smile pins.
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Mob Haiku: Watch Out

Joey gave the Boss
a Rolex. Still got whacked: tim-
ing’s not everything.
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Mob Haiku: It’s No Gouda

Cheech ratted: strange, he
then choked on a wedge of brie. 
He was a muenster.
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Mob Haiku: Pastative Attitude

Rocco never failed,
no matter how chips fell: al-
ways used his noodle.
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Ghosts: A Famous Author’s Call from Beyond the Grave

Most of you have heard of Dean Koontz, a best-selling author of horror stories.  I was surprised to learn that he’d had this strange brush with the paranormal:  his mother calling from the other side to issue a dire warning.  Read on for more of this intriguing story, from Ranker, here: A Warning from Beyond

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To learn more about real ghosts, please see About Ghosts: A Useful Handbook.  For some great ghost stories, please see Death Be Not Loud, Rest In Fleece, and Sepia Seepage.  To learn about ghosts in modern fiction, please see Infectious Ghosts. And so much more, at: Jan’s Amazon Page
 
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Mob Haiku: St. Badrick

Sammy’s gf got
a huge “diamond,” but we knew
it was a sham rock. 
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Mob Haiku: Bannedwich

Joey’s sub, loaded. 
Coated in condiments: ’twas
stinko de mayo.
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