Aldo’s beach murder:
dressed the stiff as li’l Bo Peep.
‘Twas so trick or sheep.
Photo: Walter Crane [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons
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He tried to pull the wool over someone’s eyes.
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Yes. Such a sheep shot. 🐑🐑
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Ewe would say that, I herd.
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I know, I’m baaaaahd. 🐑🐑 I should lambinate 🐑🐑 this conversation.
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Don’t be sheepish about it.
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“No, no, don’t thank me: it was mutton.” 🐑🐑🙄😀
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I can’t get anything pasture!
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But you have great (drum roll) chops. 🐑🐑
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That joke was shear genius!
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So was that! I got lambasted! 🐑🐑
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I ovine for more puns.
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