Carmine shoveled a
hole for Ray’s corpse, then had a
snack: bluebury pie.
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Should have been kept in custardy.
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Heh! 🙂
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You never run out of these Jan. 🙂 Hmmm, did Carmine eat the (w)hole pie?
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Yes – he “dug” it. 🙂
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Bet Carmine “shoveled” that pie in because it tasted to good.
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And he boxed the leftovers. 🙂
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He “wood”not share with anyone?
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He ate so fast he started coffin. 🙂
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I think you nailed it with this one.
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🙂
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I’m going to shove off WordPress now Jan … one more thought … next time Carmine will have red “velvet” cake.
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Heh! “Dead to rights” 🙂
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That was fun and you were way faster than me Jan! I had to catch up on e-mail. I am very behind due to our stormy weather and staying off the computer plus that big Brief I was working on that kept me late at work for weeks. I owed my friend at least 30 replies to e-mails … we stayed caught up with current things, but she starts school tonight and I wanted to reply back before she got immersed in the books again. She is going for her masters in gerontology and has been on a three-week hiatus since summer classes ended. I don’t miss those hittin’ the book days, but she has quit her job to pursue this degree so it is a little easier on her in that regard..
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Puns are so cool! Always get a kick out of them!
Gerontology, what a great field – sounds good. Sounds like you have tons on your plate – stay cool! 🙂
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After tomorrow the heat is over thankfully – puns are fun and I had who used to love puns so every time I got e-mails with puns as a theme I’d pass them along. We need to use our brains more – puns give us a chance to do that. I am taking a wee break to rest my brain right now. It is overtaxed at work these days. 🙂
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Sounds good, Linda! 🙂
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