Jane gained a ton on
that cruise: the food! The girls sneered,
called her Moby Chick.
For more Mob waistlines and other things, please see Pasta La Vista, Baby: Mob Haiku to Die For, and More Pasta: A Second Helping of Mob Haiku to Die For – and if you love funny haiku, do check out It’s Your Funeral: Dead Funny Haiku (covering The Afterlife, what to wear to your funeral, heaven, hell, purgatory and all things related) and so much more, at https://www.amazon.com/Jan-Olandese/e/B071FK9L75