Mob Haiku: Greens & Groans, Two Helpings!

Arty choked.  Lettuce

split the take.   So, howya bean?

Peas, don’t shoot.

 

Beet ya! Joe’s fuse is

short: don’t cress him. Kale: like bail?

Quinoa?  Wtf?

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