Haiku: It’s Your Funeral (“Tasteless, but O Well …”)

(From It’s Your Funeral:  Dead Funny Haiku by Jan Olandese    https://www.amazon.com/Jan-Olandese/e/B071FK9L75)

its your funeral cover

Do you want a bronze

coffin or oak? Do

you want to wear

your jeans

 

or a formal suit?

Will you be ashed or

stashed?  Classical

music

 

or heavy metal,

or country western?

Presider:  priest or

shaman?

 

So much to decide.

Don’t wear pants that ride

up.  Eternal dis-

comfort.

 

Open casket or

padlocked?  Flowers or

charitable gifts?

Hearse or

 

Chevrolet pickup?

Presbyterian,

Jewish, Catholic or

Vegan?

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