Haiku: Picture of Health

Nipped by rabid poodle.

He’d been so fit:

a lot of good that did him.


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Haiku: Died in the Wool

In his new suit, the

gray one, Saville Row.

Choked on herringbone,

he croaked.

(From It’s Your Funeral:  Dead Funny Haiku by Jan Olandese)


Haiku: Hades Hills Country Club

Purgatory golf:

sandtraps, divots. No

mulligans, holes that move.


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