Haiku: Death by Poodle

Ann went down,  butt-slapped

by a designer

dog tote, clutched by a

power-

 

striding gal.  Lemming-

like, blindly drawn to

a sale at Nieman

Marcus.

 

The coroner rep-

orted ’twas death by

poodle, and Louis

Vuitton.

***

j.o.  7/16/17   https://www.amazon.com/Its-Your-Funeral-Funny-Haiku/dp/1521827958/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8

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