Haiku: Rest In Fleece

May you sleep soundly

In the ruched rayon

Of your casket. May

You fart

At your wake, startling

Your frenemies, there

For free food and booze.

May you

 

Grace the viewing room

At Lethe Brothers, and

May all the chairs be

Taken.

 

May your funeral

Be solemn, refined.

May the priest not flub

His lines.

 

May your burial

Go smoothly. May your

Casket not be dropped

Head first.

 

May your Other Side

Be fun, and not a drag.

May you always rest

In fleece.

***

(From Rest In Fleece: Ghosts  Tall Tales & Horror Stories, by Jan Olandese)

https://www.amazon.com/Rest-Fleece-Ghosts-Horror-Stories-ebook/dp/B0721NW6R3/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

 

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